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November 6 - 10 2006

Our Favorite
Sicilian Dish

Since appearing on two seasons of NBC's comedy/reality series Last Comic Standing, Tammy Pescatelli has been a busy woman. And it's not just because she's a total knockout (though it helps), she's also one of the funniest female comics in the country. She's been one of our favorite guests for many years now but now the rest of the entertainment industry is figuring out what we've always known since she filled in for Kristi, Tammy's got a lot of potential. Recently she's ben featured on GSN's Poker Royal and US Weekly's Fashion Police and starred in her first Comedy Central Stand-up Special which aired back in March. Miss Pescatelli (that's right boys, she's single) is a Tonight Show veteran as well as a veteran of the USO tour.

 

Dave Dugan, Everybody
Comedian, corporate speaker and world-class voice-over talent Dave Dugan has been compared to comedy legend Bob Newhart in that he plays the part of the everyman victim to perfection. With a dry delivery, wealth of material and unbelievably deep voice, Dugan has made it big on the standup scene, headlining clubs across the country. However, where Dave is able to utilize his talents most effectively is during his corporate speaking gigs. Dugan is famous for walking into a speaking engagement as an imposter; posing as a new hire in the company's upper management or even as a desperate, pathetic competitor. A long time friend of the show, Dugan has appeared on a number of B&T albums, both as himself and as Sid Gurney's best buddy, Bart McAlister.

FACTOID - Dave Dugan is the voice that reminds viewers that Steak 'n Shake is "famous for Steakburgers" at the end of each of the popular restaurant chain's commercials.

 

Crime Fighter
Sam Tripoli doesn’t believe he chose comedy as a career, he thinks comedy chose him. To Sam, comedy is a religion and he's a preacher, teaching his audiences on both stage and screen. In his act, he questions authority and society in general while at the same time becoming that little voice inside everyone’s head (only funnier). Originally from upstate NY, Tripoli quickly moved to Las Vegas after high school to attend UNLV where he was first drawn to comedy clubs. There he would rise through the ranks before eventually taking his comedy across the country. Tripoli has been featured on Comedy Central, E! and recently released the a new comedy album, Crime Fighter.

 

Damn, Shaniqua!
What do you get when you mix the daughter of a Pentecostal preacher with a CPA? According to our research, you'll end up with comedienne Renee Hicks. Renee has the unique privilege of being the only African-American woman ever nominated for an "American Comedy Award," something she credits to her intelligent and universal humor. Aside from making her comedy accessible to everyone, she's also known for individualizing her material for every city, campus or corporation she performs for. Hicks’ credits include television’s "Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper," "Politically Incorrect" and CNN's "Showbiz Today." She’s also famous for her "Douche Commercial" bit from BOB&TOM’s album Funhouse.

FACTOID - .  Her gift for creating laughter came in handy when she was diagnosed with lung cancer from second-hand smoke inhaled during her comedy club appearances. She now makes it her goal to be an example for others by enlisting humor as a tool in overcoming major obstacles and upheavals in their lives.

 

Ripped From the Pages of His Journal
Comedian Mike Birbiglia is man of deep thoughts. He's also a traveling comedian which means he's not only on the road a lot, he's also got plenty of free time. Mix those three factors together and you end up with a little something he likes to call his Secret Public Journal. The Legions of adoring fans who have signed up for his newsletter get his very secret yet very public writings e-mailed directly to them on a regular basis, but out of respect for those who haven't joined, we've asked him to occasionally call the show and share his writings over the phone. In other news, Mike makes an appearance on the BOB&TOM album Donkey Show in which he talks about the difficulty some people have with pronouncing his name correctly.

 

Ben Folds Solo
Singer/pianist Ben Folds’ name first became a part of pop-culture when he formed the band Ben Folds Five, a trio that also included bassist Robert Sledge and drummer Darren Jessee. In 1994, when the band was formed, it was rare for a group to perform without a guitarist, but Ben Folds Five did it, and that’s part of the reason they broke out from the pack. Throughout the 90’s the band grew in popularity and released a number of hit albums including Whatever and Ever Amen, which is considered to be one of the best pop albums of the decade. Eventually, Ben Folds decided to try a solo career, but he wanted to test the waters first by releasing his first one under the pseudonym “Fear of Pop.” Though that album wasn’t a commercial success, his later works have been, including his most recent two Songs for Silverman and Supersunnyspeedgraphic.

JORDAN WARD ILLUSTRATION

Once again, Chick has decided to share his amazing artistic skills by defacing Ben Folds CD cover. Let him know what you think of his work by emailing your comments! (Suggested comment - PLEASE STOP!)
 

The Real
American Idol

Chris Daughtry was the winner of American Idol five, at least in the minds of most fans of the shows. After facing premature elimination due to a controversial lack of votes, Daughtry was determined to show the world that he didn’t need that title to be a success. And with his first album, Daughtry, he’s doing just that. Working with some of the most talented people in the profession and using his music idols as a guide, Daughtry has formed his own band and has put out a record that delivers accessible music a every turn, veering from pop gems to tight-fisted rock anthems. If you don’t believe us, hear it for yourself when Chris plays live for us in the studio.

 

Tickle Me Emo
To label comedian Emo Philips an oddball would be a huge understatement. Not only does he sport a unique look and speak with an unmistakable voice, he's also cited as being one of the absolute masters of misdirection. When Emo starts telling a joke, it's easy to lose your place because it's never quite clear where he's going until he gets there. But the journey is always worth it because at the end of every setup is a punchline that's funny and completely unpredictable. Emo's been in the stand-up industry for many years and in that time has released a number of great comedy albums. His first two are considered to be among the best ever released and and have been repackaged into one great set.

 

Canadian Peters
Russell Peters is proof that the Internet can make your career. As a well-known Canadian comedian, Peters was a hit in comedy clubs all across our northern neighbor. During that time, he also hosted two seasons of BBC’s Late Night East and appeared in a number of Canadian comedy television specials. One of those specials began leaking into the US via the Internet, which is where American audiences first began to take notice of Peters, and his stories of growing up as a man of East Indian descent in Toronto. From there, it wasn’t long before TV execs started seeing these clips and quickly signed him to a developmental deal. So whether or not we’ll see Russell on American television is still up in the air, but you can see him at your local comedy club when he comes to town.

 

From Wall Street to The Chuckle Hut
Paul Mecurio’s comedic talent was first utilized by Jay Leno when he was hired to write monologues for The Tonight Show. However, unlike a lot of other comedians, Paul already held a really good job before diving into comedy. After graduating with a law degree from Georgetown Law School, Paul began working as a lawyer and an investment banker on Wall Street. It was here that Leno discovered Mercurio and encouraged him to give up the high pressure world of stocks and bonds for a life of brick-wall backdrops and heckling audiences. Along with a promising standup career, Paul has become an Emmy Award winning writer for Comedy Central's The Daily Show and makes regular appearances on MSNBC and FOX News as a political satirist.

 

Live From His Home, It's Tim Bedore
It's been a long seve days since we last visited with comedian Tim Bedore, which is why we're so eager to have him back on his special line ready to deliver another exciting edition of Vague But True. Live from his home in Minnesota where he's seated comfortably at mission control, Tim shares his thoughts on life, society, politics and his day to day activities, presented in the form of in-depth, entertaining editorials. Over the past year, these musings have helped us learn a lot about Bedore, including his thoughts on downloading movies, the joy one can find in a SkyMall magazine, his time spent at summer camp and his theory on how animals are trying to wipe out our species.

 

Preacher's Kid Gone Wild
Twenty-five-year-old comedian Kristin Key was the youngest finalist ever to appear on NBC’s Last Comic Standing. But this was nothing new to her. After getting into the comedy scene at the age of 19, she quickly became one of the youngest headline comedy acts in the country. Don’t let her sweet, sexy outer demeanor fool you; she’s actually quite the firecracker. With her fearless style of comedy and biting tongue, she’s earned the reputation “Preacher’s Kid Gone Wild,” a title she cherishes. For Kristin, no two shows should ever be the same and nothing is off limits. When not performing, she continues to live in L.A. perusing her dream of acting in film or television.

 

Alisia Wood
Alysia Wood is one of the bright new faces out of the strong Seattle comedy scene. The Louisiana native settled in Los Angeles, quickly becoming a regular at comedy hotspots. Goofy yet edgy, she is in great demand on the national comedy club scene, having advanced through the ranks in a very short period of time. She is a finalist in numerous competitions, including the California's Funniest Female Competition. She appeared at the Boston Comedy Festival.

 

The NFL Song:
Week 10

Week nine of NFL action has come and gone but don't worry if you missed any of the previous week's action because Duke Tumatoe's back with another edition of the NFL Song. We're down to one unbeaten in league and once again it's the Colts. The Bears weren't able to fend of the 'Fins so now their 7-1 and facing a difficult few games. The Raiders were once again spanked, the Steelers are a shell of their former selves, Michael Vick came back down to Earth and the Redskins pulled out a win in one of the wildest finishes of all time. Can Duke fill all that and more into his new song? We'll take that bet.

 

 

Would You Rather...?
For nearly 25 years, Dan Rather was the face and anchor of CBS News. Sitting in the big chair of the CBS Evening News, Rather became a staple of American television, and one of the most trusted men in journalism. Since his career began in 1950, Rather has been a part of almost every major world event including the Kennedy assassination, the Vietnam War, 9/11 and anything else you can think of. For his work, he’s received virtually every honor in broadcast journalism including Emmy Awards, Peabody Awards and numerous citations from critical, scholarly and professional organizations. And with the mid-term elections on the way, we figured who better to have on the air with us than the legendary, Dan Rather himself.

 

Vote For Zany!
It’s time again for everyone’s favorite weekly feature, and only the mid-term elections could possibly compare to the excitement it brings. Bob Zany, legendary standup comedian, Telethon Host and all around great guy, is ready to run the comedy gauntlet once again in hopes of getting the entire cast to laugh, at least once! And even if he can't complete this mission with his Zany Report alone, he'll also come prepared with a new installment of Fix the Joke, Baby to save the segment. Because as we know, things are always funnier when there's free stuff involved.

 

 

 

 

 

 


"We've always had stupid people, it's just that when I was young we didn't let them outside."
- Tammy Pescatelli on the show she wants to do called 'What the Hell is Wrong With You.'

"I will come over to your house and sit on your bed for $10."
- Chick McGee

"I was a Shushy Cat."
- Ben Folds on his former bands

"My wife starred at me like I had just asked to have a three way with her mom. No, it was way worse than that time."
-Emo Philips

"There's no 12-step program for stupid."
- Heywood Banks

"Leave it to you to look at the sad side of stripping."
- Chick McGee to Kristi Lee

"For years my entire career has been getting up on stage and acting like a pompous ass. Then I come in here, and Tom is the pompous ass. I love it!"
- Jimmy Pardo

"So really, which dwarf did you dress up like for Halloween."
- Tom Griswold to Jimmy Pardo

"That toaster in your kitchen signifies that you owe me $18 worth of gossip."
- Roy Wood Jr on wanting to divorces to be as public as weddings

"Land comes cheap when there's a 60% chance you're going to die on it."
- Nikki Payne on Trailer Parks

"I'm in a position to judge Bobby Brown because I watched the show."
- Tim Wilson

"Since moving to Vegas, My kids look at New Orleans like it's Amish country."
- Kelly McDonald

"He's too intelligent for comedy. Scott Dunn ladies and gentlemen."
- Chick McGee on comedian Scott Dunn

"You can make anything sound dirty by sniffing it."
- Tom Griswold

"If you're not good with technology, don't be cocky about it."
- Mike Birbiglia

"Those new sports tampons might be better for sports that use periods instead of quarters."
- Bob Kevoian

"I don't drink tequilla anymore because it makes me ski."
- John Pinnette

"Alfalfa sprouts make angels cry."
- John Pinnette

"I'm a fantasy football widow."
- Caroline Rhea

"My wife is Hawaiian. Well, no she's not but she's shaped like a pineapple."
- Bobby Slayton

"You're the boomerang of comedy, you just keep coming back."
- Bob Kevoian to Tim Cavanagh

"I am trying to learn Spanish so that I can start Text-Mexing people."
- Heywood Banks

"I won't tell you how many times my dad has been married, but if they were sandwiches, his next one would be free."
- Jimmy Pardo

"Using it as a suppository seems to take all of the romance out of heroin."
- Tom Griswold

"In my twenties I was anal about my birth control. Literally."
- Laurie Kilmartin

"Some day I want to hold your hand and run across the rainbow little fluff-puff."
- Harland Williams to Frank Caliendo as George W. Bush

"I feel like a dog listening to a card trick."
- Chick McGee while listening to Don McMillan's tech joke

"You know who likes to get fisted? Sock puppets."
- Daniel Tosh

" I wear black condoms because they're slimming."
- Daniel Tosh

"Nothing beats a good cookie."
- Kristi Lee

"I've been on drugs for a week, I don't know what real life is like right now."
- Kristi Lee

"Why did you look at me when you said 'premature'?"
- Chick McGee to Laura Steele

"Climbing around on the old fleshy playground."
- Bob Kevoian on having fun with a full-figured gal

" I never trust a hooker with fresh breath."
- "Larry King"

"The most ticklish people in the whole world are people walking down the street who you don't know."
- Mike Armstrong

"My body has no sexual meaning anymore, so if I can make people laugh with it, at least it's being used."
- Louis C. K.

"At least the US had an Exit Strategy for the World Cup."
- Bill Scheft on the US defeat in Soccer

"You couldn't look down on me anymore than you already do. You are so superior to me, it's breathtaking."
- Chick McGee to Tom

"I think the word you were looking for was 'perfect.'"
- Tommy Johnigan after Chick called him a 'freak.'

"The McRibb is the deadbeat dad of the fast food restaurant. It comes around every 6 months and you're supposed to be excited about it."
- John Garrett

"I know a lot of my comedian friends are a little 'kumbaya', but I would actually own a gun."
- Richard Jeni

"All of my home invasions are in the nude."
- Chick McGee

"I figured, women must like men's rear ends because it reminds them of a purse. It's got two sides, split in the middle and you keep your $&^# in it."
- Richard Jeni on things he doesn't un

"How come when you make suggestions they sound annoying and stupid, and when I do it they sound reasonable."
- Tom Griswold to Kristi while talking about grocery stores

"If Chick had a cologne, it would smell like mayonnaise."
- Tom Griswold

"It was a tough gig. They had to wake me up to fire me."
- Jim Gaffigan on his straight jobs before becoming a comedian

"I told people that I was from Indiana and they told me they didn't know they had such strong accents in Indy."
-Wolfgang Puck on his heavy German accent.

"How much money is Russia putting into this 'international' space station. I mean, it's like playing poker with your kids."
- Chick McGee to Dr. David Wolf

"Carrying around Vagisil is like having a I. V. for your genitals. You need that constant lube."
- Tom Griswold