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July 30 - Aug 3, 2007

Jim Belushi Returns
to the Big Screen

From his days on Saturday Night Live to his long running ABC sitcom According to Jim, Jim Belushi has been a part of American television for decades. And with a string of hit films like Curly Sue , K-9 and Mr. Destiny, Belushi was no stranger to the big screen either. And this summer, Jim will be returning to theaters in Disney's new live-action movie version of the classic cartoonUnderdog. When not acting, Belushi spends his time playing in his band, Sacred Hearts, which is the official house band of The House of Blues.

 

History Dunn Right
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how obscure, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, the Burr Hamilton dual, the Louisiana Purchase, George Washington, first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. Now each Monday, Scott surprises us with a new history lesson in which you're guaranteed to laugh and might even learn a little something too.

 

Only on Cable
Described as one of the most twisted individuals you’ll ever see perform, Doug Stanhope has no problem telling people that his show might not be for everyone, especially those that are offended easily or have weak stomachs. He’s confrontational, vulgar, graphic, uninhibited and brutally honest, and that's just how he describes himself. All that aside, Doug is still considered to be one of the greatest comedians touring today. Along with his stand-up duties, he’s also hosted The Man Show on Comedy Central as well as a couple of the Girls Gone Wild videos. He's also set to star in his very own Showtime Special, No Refunds, which will premiere this Friday at 10PM.

 

Costaki Talk
If the name didn't tip you off, comedian Costaki Economopoulos comes from a Greek background, which is why it's not surprising he's been described as a “joke philosopher.” And we're positive he's not the only one saying that. Known for his clever writing, Costaki's punch lines have been heard on
The Tonight Show, BET, and MTV. In other news, he's released his first comedy CD, C'mon It's Jokes, and is dating the beautiful and funny comedienne, Caroline Rhea.

 

Feeling Blue
Comedian Josh Blue was considered to be a long shot when he entered the Last Comic Standing competition but that didn’t last long.  He went from being a guy that nobody thought could make the first cut to becoming the eventual winner of season four.  As a man living with Cerebral Palsy, Josh uses his comedy as more than just a way to make people laugh, it’s also a tool to defy stereotypes and encourage others to overcome their preconceived notions about people who are considered “disabled.”  According to Josh, he knows people are going to stare, so he wants to give them something to stare at.  Since his time on Last Comic Standing, Josh has been seen on The Mind of Mencia, Live with Regis and Kelly, and as a member of the U.S.  Paralympic Soccer Team.

 

Life After Working
a Real Job

Drake Witham's comedy career began a little differently than most other comedians.  While many standups begin at open mic nights, Witham got his start at an office Christmas party in a room filled with 200 co-workers. He treated the guests to impressions of their bosses and by making fun of his employer, The Dallas Morning News. But, once he noticed he’d reduced one of his editors to tears, and the execs found out about the routine, Drake decide it was time to leave his life as an award-winning journalist behind and head full force into comedy. This previous life as an office man has come in handy while performing on stage though, most of his material stems from those days of having a real job.

 

Media Friendly
Comedian Sean Kent of Last Comic Standing fame, is a native Texan, which kind of explains why he wore a cowboy hat throughout the series. Though he didn’t win either season he competed in, Kent was able to showcase his talents in front of a nationwide audience, so the time he spent working in reality television wasn’t a total wash. Kent has been headlining clubs across the country for years, and has written for a number of TV shows including The Best Damn Sports Show, Friday Night Videos and Yes, Dear. He's also no stranger when it comes to talk radio, Sean Kent co-hosts The Free Speech Show weeknights out in LA.

 

Hot n' Fluffy
Gabriel Iglesias first broke onto the scene as a star of the Nickelodeon sketch comedy show All That, but he has since proven that his humor works just as well in front of adult audiences. To make the transition from screen to stage, Iglesias took his work in sketch comedy and transformed it into a lively and highly energetic standup routine. His act consists of stories from his life, complete with impressions, characters and and sound effects. With a clean and animated act that appeals to all, Iglesias can perform in any venue to any crowd. So even though at night you'll find him headlining a comedy club, the very next daay you might see him making appearances at schools spreading the positive message of laughter. Gabriel recently released his first comedy DVD, Hot n' Fluffy.

 

Filthy Charm
Tom Segura is a man on the move; he just can’t seem to stay in one place for very long.  That might be why the life of a standup comedian sounded so appealing to him.  After working as a volunteer in 12 U.S. states and in six foreign countries, Tom moved out to L.A. to pursue a career in comedy.  Since that time he’s made somewhat of a name for himself as both a comedian and an Actor.  Keep an eye our for Tom in a club near you, or catch his filthy charm on the new season of Comedy Central’s Live at Gotham.

 

Finding Comedy in Everyday Annoyances
When Dwight Slade takes the stage, he's out for more than just laughs; he does his best to become the voice of the little man, attempting to fight for the average Joe, stick it to 'the man' and score a little payback for all of life's daily humiliations. Is that so much to ask? Whether it's taking on roadside memorials or people who talk to loud on the plane, Dwight's got your back, and he's speaking your mind. Slade got his start working with comedy legend Bill Hicks back in his home town of Portland, but has since made a name for himself headlining comedy clubs, hosting his own radio show and releasing two successful comedy albums.

 

Anyone Need a Ride?
In the not too distant past, the mustache was the envy of all facial hairstyles.  It was the trim of choice for men of all ages (at least for those that had been through puberty) well into the 1970s, but then a funny thing happened, the mustache fell out of favor with the American public.  Almost overnight upper lip hair had become nearly extinct, reserved only for the likes of law enforcement, steel workers and the village people. But these dark days may be numbered thanks to the American Mustache Institute.  This organization, led by Aaron Perlut, has vowed to battle negative stereotyping and discrimination of "flavor savers" by promoting a climate of understanding, acceptance growth and lip warmth across America.

PHOTO - The four founders of the American Mustache Institute. Left to right - Vijoy Rao (director of operations) Dan Callahan (director of research) Ryan McClure (director of government affairs) and Aaron Perlut (executive director.) 

 

Center of Attention
From his childhood in Ohio, to trying to adjust to adulthood as a comedian in New York City, Ray DeVito’s comedy touches on all his life experiences in a way that has endeared him to audiences across the country.  Along with his life stories, Ray’s analysis of all things pop culture has helped catapulted him up the ranks of the comedy circuit.  He made his first national television appearance in 2002, and has since been featured on PAX TV, Entertainment Tonight, the Lifetime Network, and is in regular rotation on XM Radio.

 

Underdog Hits the Big Screen
Patrick Warburton has made a living playing memorable characters on television. For example, fans of Seinfeld will recognize Warburton as Elaine’s on again off again boyfriend "Puddy," while others may remember him as the big, blue, spandex suited superhero, “The Tick.” Warburton's other credits include stops on TV classics like NewsRadio, Ellen, Murphy Brown, Less Than Perfect, Malcolm in the Middle and the new CBS show, The Rules of Engagement. But he's no slouch when it comes to film either. This summer, Warburton will be appearing in two films, Jerry Seinfeld's Bee Movie and Disney's new live-action movie version of the classic catoon Underdog

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Animal Lover
Since Tim Bedore's popular segment, Vague But True, has become a regular feature on the BOB&TOM show, certain topics seem to pop up on a regular basis. One of the most popular subject matters has been the secret war raging between man and beast which Tim has dubbed the "Animal Conspiracy." The first installment of this larger work appeared on the album B&T Camel Toe almost three years ago, but as the news stories keep adding up and listener e-mails keep rolling in, Tim has had no choice but to continue informing the masses about this ongoing battle. Will the battle continue in this week's report? You'll just have to tune in to find out.

 

The Return
of Pauly Shore

When your father is not only a comedian but is also the owner of the world famous comedy club, The Comedy Store, there is a pretty good chance you're preordained for a life in the entertainment industry. For Pauly Shore that opportunity came in the early 90’s when he exploded onto the scene with a popular standup comedy act, a show on MTV, and starring roles in multiple blockbuster movies. To put it simply, Pauly Shore was everywhere. Then came the late 90’s, a period in which he was dubbed “The Dethroned King of dumb-ass comedy.” But this would not be the end of Mr. Shore. Instead, he fought back with the mockumentary Pauly Shore is Dead, and reinvented himself for a return to standup comedy.

 

And Also the Return
of Bob Zany

It's time again for that fabulous feature, The Zany Report, as brought to you each week by Bob Zany. This man of comedic courage runs the comedy gauntlet every Tuesday, hoping that his report will lead to roaring laughter throughout the studio. And though he normally falls just a bit short, this legendary talent refuses to give up or give in. Also, one lucky fan will attempt to improve a Zany punchline by playing Fix The Joke, Baby (live) where they can win a boatload of prizes including a one-year BOB&TOM VIP membership, a couple of ultra cool T-shirts and a whole lot more!

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Two-Time Brickyard Champ
No matter the race, you're always sure to see Tony Stewart's #20 Home Depot machine running near the top of the leader board and a ton of orange and white shirts sprinkled throughout the stands. Growing up in Indiana, home of the world famous Indianapolis 500, Stewart began his racing career, driving go-karts, at the age of seven. His first major series championship came five years later when he won the World Karting Association National Championship, but that was only a precursor of what lie ahead. Stewart soon joined IndyCar racing, and became one of the biggest names in the series when he captured the IRL Championship in 1997. He then went on to win the NASCAR Winston Cup Championship in 2002. Though he's done just about all you can do in racing, the two wins that rank highest in Tony's mind are his two Allstate 400 at the Brickyard victories. The first coming in 2005 and the most recent coming this past Sunday.

 

America's Favorite Survivor Goes to Sturgis
It only took one episode of Survivor: Pearl Islands for America to fall in love with Rupert Boneham. The tie-dyed tank top wearing, black bearded, gentle giant became a fan favorite from the moment he stole his opposing tribe's shoes and sold them for cash. And while he didn't win the million dollars there, he was immediately invited back to play the game again on the critically acclaimed
Survivor: All-Stars, where he made an even bigger splash. He fared a little better on All-Stars than he did in the Pearl Islands, but he still came up short of the $1 Million. That is until America voted him their favorite Survivor player of all time, and he won a special bonus check good for a million bucks. In the years since his time in the islands, Rupert has spent his time selling tie-dyed t-shirts, making public appearances, and posing for pictures with fans, all of which he'll be doing at the world's biggest biker rally at Sturgis, on the stage at the Buffalo Chip.

 

Is There Anything He Can't Make Funny?
Whether talking about cake, wearing robes, getting sick eating hot pockets or his desire to be able to end any conversation by saying "and cut," Jim Gaffigan is one of the funniest men in America. That's probably why he is popping up all over the place as of late. Not only is he one of our most frequent guests, he's also a regular on Late Night with Conan O'Brien (who also doubles as his animated crime fighting partner in The Pale Force), appears in countless Sierra Mist commercials, is performing around the country on his Comedy Central Live standup comedy tour and stars in a new TBS sitcom, My Boys. Yeah, he's a busy guy.

 

Walter Trout is Hardcore
For over thirty-five years, Walter Trout has performed a style of music that is nearly impossible to label.  From his steady rise through the ranks as a blues band sideman to his first domestic CD release in 1998, Trout has blurring the line between blues and rock and entertaining people while doing it.  With the release of The Walter Trout Power Trio’s newest project,  Hardcore,  Trout demonstrates that his passion for music is just a great today as it was when he picked up his first electric guitar.  “Hardcore Fans” can pick up this new CD now at CDBaby.

 

After the Brickyard
Following in the footsteps of his older brother, Winston Cup Champion Darrell Waltrip, Michael Waltrip began racing go-karts in the Midwest in the late 1970s and early 80's. But when Waltrip first broke into NASCAR it wasn't with a bang. Though his NEXTEL Cup career began in 1985, by the year 2000 he had gone 462 starts without a win and had earned only two pole positions. That's why it was such a surprise when racing legend Dale Earnhardt chose Waltrip to drive the #15 NAPA Auto Parts Chevrolet for his new DEI racing team. Since then Michael has gone on to win a number of races, including two Daytona 500s and has become a fan favorite. During the racing season, when he's not driving, Waltrip can be seen on "Inside Nextel Cup" on Speed Network

 

Laughs Through the Ages
In the world of the BOB&TOM Show, Scott Dunn has become famous for his celebrity roasts and the ability to turn any event in history, no matter how obscure, into a comedy routine. So far he's skewered Ben Franklin, the Burr Hamilton dual, the Louisiana Purchase, George Washington, first Thanksgiving, and even the funeral of Abraham Lincoln. Now each Monday, Scott surprises us with a new history lesson in which you're guaranteed to laugh and might even learn a little something too.

 

 

 

 

 

"Men have to feel shame about there genitals otherwise society breaks down. "
- Scott Dunn on keeping it in your pants.

"If Anna Nicole Smith was the Marilyn Monroe of our age, then Weekend at Bernie's was our Gone with the Wind."
- Tom Segura

"My wife bought me a natural deodorant. It said right there on the packaging, "Does Not Work.""
- Jim Gaffigan on the "Green" lifestyle

"Don't smoke weed with ugly women, it's a waste. You can drink a girl fine, but you can't smoke a girl fine."
- Geoff Brown

"A threesome has never been one of my fantasies, but when someone offers, it becomes one really quick."
- David Crowe

"I like a woman with a past. A skank with books."
- Drew Hastings on his preferred type of woman

"The only way you meet women on the farm is if their car breaks down."
-Drew Hastings

"My daddy won't let me date bass players."
-Phrase on the front of baby Sally Griswold's onesie

"When I'm not eating, I'm being crushed by my memories."
- Chick McGee

"Going to the bathroom has become my new favorite thing. I don't know why they call it 'Number Two" because it's clearly number one."
-Louis C.K. on getting away from his family

"The only way I can get my wife to leave me alone is to walk around the yard with a hose. I don't even turn the water on."
- Scott Dunn on his wife giving him chores

"You're making me feel like I want to tell you to shut up."
- John Fischer on how to argue with women using feelings

"Well, aren't you fancy. You're just a fancy Dan."
-"Nick Nolte" to Bob after finding out he enjoys coffee in the morning

"I'm like Michael Jackson, only the non-crazy version."
-Daniel Tosh on hanging out with 12-year-old boys

"I am not going to Google 'Designer Vagina.'"
- Kristi Lee

" If you want to know what you really look like, have a kid draw you. They will find what you're most self conscious about and exploit it."
- Pete Dominick

"When you're proposing to your girl, never use the phrase 'worst case scenario.'"
- Andy Kindler

"I'm representing the skull."
- Auggie Smith on embracing his bald look

"I see people all the time with hideous growths on their heads."
- Tom Griswold on the story about the old women who grew a horn.

"I don't know what Cooter-Man's power is, but he smells just like Aquaman."
- Chick McGee on the show's new Super Hero creation

"I saw my bra laying on the floor the other day and thought it just looked tired. Like it had given up."
- Caroline Rhea

"President Bush hosted a dinner to honor the Queen of England. To impress his guest, he learned a few phrases in English."
- Bob Zany

"My books have more bad marriages in them than the green room of the Dr. Phil show."
- Bill Scheft

"You bring the condom, I'll bring something to putin it."
- Auggie Smith on dating

"in all the years I've done radio, nobody has ever asked me what Drew Barrymore smelled like."
- Blake Clark to Chick McGee